So I just got a text from the new driver at work
Him:”Hey you working tonight?”
“Yeah, I’m closing.”
H: “Ok cool I’m cut tonight. So I’ve been meaning to ask you something”
No.No.No.No.No. Please for the love of god don’t ask me out
Me: “k”
H: “So, you have a boyfriend right? You’re waaaay too cute not to.”
No man, why you gonna do this to me?
Me: “Actually I’m engaged.”
It was awkward. What, how did you not see my ring the times we’ve worked together?
MY WEDDING DRESS! My fiance won it for me! I got a $1100 dress for $200 with the veil.
‘Christian or Muslim, We Are All Egyptians’ - Christians form a human chain around Muslims to protect them from disruptions during Friday prayer in Alexandria, Egypt.
Jesus told us to love people. It’s what we do.
Now THIS is what faith is really all about! That’s beautiful.you see mom, christians aren’t so bad
It’s sad that this is one of the first things I’ve seen that don’t totally put us in bad light just because we believe what we believe.
Thanks, Tumblr. .u.
Muslims did the same thing outside churches in their neighborhoods when Christians were worried about being attacked during their Christmas services.
This is goddamn beautiful.
Yesss
This makes me so happy…THIS is how Christians should act.
I’m engaged! Dustin proposed last night. He even special ordered the TARDIS ring cause I mentioned how much I loved it a few months ago.
My queue is all set up so it’ll be like I wasn’t even gone. But I’m leaving for Vegas until Sunday, so I won’t be on very much.
So if I don’t come up with $2500 by the end of the semester I’ll have to drop out of school. I’d really like to avoid that so I’m trying to earn as much extra money as possible, I’m picking up as many extra shifts as I can but since my pay sucks it’s not much. And I’ve had no luck in finding a second job. Would anyone be interested in ordering customs for super cheap? I can do drawings and writing, if people are interested I can post art samples. I’m getting desperate
NO PROMO i screamed as i removed ‘follow this blog you’ll love it on your dashboard’ from under the funny text post
I’ve I’ve got 2 more 1 page にき to write. And I still need to study about 40 kanji for my quiz tomorrow, but only 26 will make it on the test but since I have no idea which I have to practice them all. so yeah, if you wanna send words of encouragement or yell at me to stay off tumblr that would be awesome.
im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that doesnt make me stupid. ill fucking kill you
and didn’t have internet to try and talk to anyone. So now I’m gonna try to sleep and in the morning after class I think I’m going to the counselor, this shit can’t keep going on.
Arissa’s last words: “Why didn’t you heal me, noob!?”
Kelsey’s last words: “Don’t worry. I know what I’m doing.”
“I’m glad I was able to meet you.”
“Those pants make you look fat-“
“April Fools…!”
omg.
um guys
^^^OMG DOM HOWARD’S LAST WORDS DYING LAUGHING BRBBB
Fayruz’s last words: “When I die… don’t touch my computer.”
OMG YES
“You Traitor!” :c
“HAVE A NICE DAY”
I scream as I tear that cheating bastard apart with my bere hands
“Who the hell do you think we are!?”
I would say something like this.
Amber’s last words: “Why didn’t you get more ammo, you idiot!?”
(Source: littleplotfreak)
Sleep time now. Finally finished my schoolwork. 5 pages of Japanese composition work, and read just over 100 pages for my literary/cultural theory class. Gotta be up in about 7 hours and will be at school from 9-9. Someone shoot me please.
My friend on fb: So I totally know how Sherlock survived.
Me: Which theory did you come up with?
Him: It’s really good
Me:

It was the garbage truck one, also he didn’t even notice the rubber ball. Amateur.
whats more embarrassing your first deviantart account, your first url, or your first cosplay
Your first roleplay, your first fanfiction and your first fan character
DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT MY FIRST FAN CHARCATER
AHA JOKES ON YOU I STILL GET FAVORITED NOTICES ON MY FIRST FANFIC. But lord help me if someone ever finds my early deviantart work…
(Source: parcelmistress)
I lose my mind laughing at this post:

If I tagged you this is your fair warning that I am clearly insane