doctorwinchesterpendragonholmes:
swiggity swoocifer
swiggity swistance
Swiggity Switchface
Swiggity Swower
Swiggity Swastiel
Swiggity Swissy
Swiggity Swire
Swiggity Swackling
WHAT
THE FUCK
ARE THE HIPSTERS DOING
WITH SHERLOCK QUOTES
Guys she’s one of us, don’t blow her cover.
(Source: e-zekiel)
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:
Anonymous asked for them to do more actors.
oh yeah, and the nine year old has just announced that she’s going to have more than one husband and if we don’t support her than we don’t truly love her.“HE LOOKS LIKE AN EMO BUTLER”
IT LITERALLY GOES FROM
“HOT”
“HOT”
“HOT”
and then it reaches mads
“ew emo creep”
im cryi
Dang, I would definitely get on that motorcycle.
THE CRATERS ARE EATING HIS FACE
I BET HE’S HALF GIRAFFE.
i can foresee this girl becoming a blogger
i can’t tell where his chin ends and his neck begins
‘emo butler’
someone photoshop a pic of Sebastian from Black Butler with Hannibal’s face
I don’t know
Day After Day AU, pt.4
↳ Bad dreamsHe’s in the TARDIS, standing on the console platform. Regeneration energy courses through is body, like tiny tongues of flames ready to rewrite every cell in his being. He can still hear the Ood singing outside the TARDIS, it is a beautiful melody and in that moment he realizes that he doesn’t want this to end, he doesn’t want to to change, to become someone new.
But it is too late, the process has started. And he has said his goodbyes, the last to his Rose, his beautiful Rose even before she had met him.
There is a moment where everything is quiet, where he can feel every molecule of his body bursting to erupt. His body is screaming at him, never before has he held back a regeneration this long and he says sorry to the next him who will surely have to clean up the mess he will make.
His chest heaves, counting the heartbeats left, steeling himself against the coming change. “I don’t want to go.” he whispers, tears in his eyes as the yellow regeneration light engulfs his being.
He is on fire. It burns, burns him so much that he want it to end. To stop. He doesn’t care if he dies. Mentally he screams her name over and over again, chanting it like a mantra, “Rose. Rose. ROSE!”
***
His eyes fly open and he is in his bedroom. The Meta-Doctor runs a hand over his face, chest heaving as he tries to shake the dream from his memory.
“What’s wrong? Are you all right?” Rose asks and he turns to her, sorry that he has woken her too. He gathers her into his arms, kissing her forehead before wrapping himself around her. She rubs his back, trying to sooth him.
“Yeah… Just a bad dream.” he fights back the tears that try to overwhelm him, “It’s over now.”
But he knows it’s not just a bad dream. Somewhere, across the universes, the Doctor is regenerating, and he is alone and he is afraid.
A conservative Christian college in Omaha expelled a student one semester before her graduation when they found out she was a lesbian — and then demanded she repay them for scholarship funds she had earned.
Grace University has refused to transfer Danielle Powell’s credits to another school unless she pays $6,300, the tuition from her spring semester in 2011, when administrators found out she was gay. Powell would have been the first in her family to earn a college degree.
Michael James, executive vice president at Grace University, justified the college’s actions to The Huffington Post, affirming that its student handbook forebade “sexually immoral behavior.” Quoting from the handbook, James stated:
“Any student involved in sexually immoral behavior, including premarital sex, adultery, and homosexual acts, is at minimum placed on University probation and may be subject to a Judiciary Hearing.”
Powell and her wife started a petition to get Grace University to drop its demands. (By the way, they’re the couple who got engaged onstage at a Macklemore concert — watch the video!) She deserves better than this. Help her out?
gasp
screaming
This is the world’s smallest dog. When it was born, the owner thought it was a piece of placenta until it started moving
No lie. Omg. It fuckin squeaks.
I am looking at the soda can on my desk… and cannot even imagine a tiny puppy trotting around like that beside it.
I have never heard my voice go as high as it just did when I said “OH MY GODDDDDD”
(Source: onlylolgifs)
sometimes if you vomit enough rainbow and explanation marks it does make a difference!!!!
okay so this is kinda cissexist but also i am pretty sure this girl just talked down an MRA and that’s fucking incredible
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.
i’m so sorry english language learners
(Quite possibly the greatest thing you’ll read all day)
Calls for Men to Be Blindfolded in Public
In response to claims that men are unable to restrain themselves from committing rape if they see women in skimpy clothing, members of law enforcement agencies around the country have called for men to blindfold themselves when they are in places where they might encounter a female wearing a tank top or a short skirt.“For years, we have been told that men don’t understand how to respond to the sight of a woman wearing, say, gym clothes – that as far as they are concerned, if they can see the outline of her body, then that’s an invitation to sex that they are simply unable to refuse,” said one police chief. “If that’s true, then we have no choice. We want women to be safe, and there is apparently no way for some men to reasonably restrain their own behavior once they catch a glimpse of cleavage, so all men will have to cover their eyes while working out, going to bars or clubs, or relaxing at the beach.”
Popular radio “shock jocks” Skeezer and the Gooch have gone even further, arguing that men should be blindfolded at all times while in public, on the grounds that “it’s not just skimpy outfits, some dudes get turned on by random stuff like women wearing athletic jerseys and sneakers,” making situation-specific blindfolding insufficient to preserve women’s safety.
Unwise to Allow Men to Go Out Alone at Night?
A local coalition of religious leaders, concerned about recent studies showing that an average of 6% of men will commit a sexual assault during their lifetime, and that nearly all sexual assaults are committed by men on their own or in groups, are urging parents not to let their sons go out at night unless they are accompanied by a mother, sister, or trusted female friend.Mens’ groups have responded with concern, pointing out that this may leave some men unable to complete the tasks of daily life, such as going to school, working, or socializing.
In response, the religious leaders said that they “understand that this may be an inconvenience for some men,” but that “the minor difficulties this imposes on men are nothing when compared to the lifelong horror sexual assaults cause their victims.” “Really,” said the organization’s leader, “almost any limitation on men’s freedom is better than the risk that they might sexually assault someone. That’s just common sense.”
Time to Admit That Some Jobs May Just Be Too Dangerous for Men?
Recent allegations that Jimmy Savile raped numerous children while working as a television presenter for the BBC, have led to widespread calls for television stations to avoid allowing men to do similar jobs.“We know that not all men are rapists, and that some men can probably be trusted to present tv shows safely,” said the director of Televisions Within Borders, a professional group that promotes the welfare of TV hosts and the people they cover. “However, now we know that some men can’t. And why take the risk? There are plenty of qualified women who can do this job instead.”
Voices from the blogosphere agree. “You wouldn’t send a cocaine addict to do a Good Morning America segment about a big pile of cocaine,” said a blogger who calls himself “UltimateMindz.” “Letting men be TV presenters is basically the same thing.” That post has since been shared more than 180 times on twitter, and has garnered nearly 2000 Facebook “likes.”
Supporters of this movement point to the fact that there has not been a single recorded case of a football coach raping a child since all college football coaching staff were replaced by women after last year’s Penn State abuse scandal.
Deans of 25 prominent journalism schools have taken a more moderate position, however, urging television programs to do more segments on bodybuilders and military contractors – subjects who are seen as safe for male presenters to interact with because their physical strength leaves them less vulnerable to assault. That way, the deans argue in a widely-circulated letter, male presenters may be able to remain in their jobs, albeit in a role with less visibility and almost no opportunity for advancement.
(If you’re wondering where this post came from, see, e.g., here, here, here, and here.)
That was biting and achingly clever. Also extremely depressing and telling with regards to how awful rape culture manifests in the punishment of women and victims.
(Source: stfueverything)